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The "I Plead the Fifth" Christmas Patriot Tee
$34.99
Model photos are AI-generated.
Santa keeps a list, and some questions are best answered with the Constitution. The "I Plead the Fifth" Christmas Patriot Tee puts the Fifth Amendment in a Santa hat: "Naughty or Nice? I Plead the Fifth" in cream, gold and red on a soft black tee. It is a funny, conversation-starting Christmas shirt for anyone who loves their country and a good holiday joke.
- Bold cream, gold and red Christmas print with a Santa hat and "Amendment V, Christmas Edition" tagline
- Soft, lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with a flattering unisex fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Printed on demand in the USA and shipped to you, available in sizes XS to 5XL
Pair it with our Keep Christ in Christmas tee for the whole Christmas lineup, or browse the full Christmas Collection. For another holiday statement, see the Ho Ho Home of the Brave tee.
Printed to order, so please allow extra time for delivery and order early for Christmas.