Our retro map series takes familiar shapes and gives them a bold, vintage treatment. The designs are fun conversation starters, not official proposals, and each one is printed to order in unisex sizing. Here is how the three main designs compare.
Lake America
A retro outline of the Great Lakes with bold blue lettering. Available as a tee, a sweatshirt, and a hoodie. Read more in our Lake America explainer.
Gulf of America
The whole Gulf Coast in one circle, from the Texas shoreline to Florida and Cuba, with state and country borders and the name lettered in bold blue script across the water. Available as a tee, a sweatshirt, and a hoodie. It is a natural pick for anyone from the Gulf Coast, including our home in Pensacola, Florida.
New America
A white New Mexico set in a navy circle with its neighboring states in gray, with "New" in blue italic serif and a big, tilted "America" across the front. It is a tongue-in-cheek idea, and available as a black unisex tee in sizes XS to 5XL.
One more map: Hold the Strait
The Hold the Strait tee is a map-style design for anyone who follows world events.
Sizing and ordering
Tees start at $34.99, sweatshirts at $54.99, and hoodies at $59.99. If you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up. Each piece is printed to order, so allow a few days for production. Browse everything in retro map apparel. Model photos on this site are AI-generated.
Frequently asked questions
Do the designs come in colors other than black? The retro map pieces are currently printed on black or black heather blanks.
Which design is best for a gift? Pick the one that matches where the person lives or vacations. A Great Lakes fan gets Lake America, and a Gulf Coast fan gets Gulf of America.
Are these official products? No. They are original, playful designs from The Patriot Couple Shop.