{"title":"Patriotic Christmas Apparel","description":"\u003cp\u003eRed, white, and blue meets the holiday season. This collection brings together our patriotic Christmas hoodies, sweatshirts, and tees: the Mr. and Mrs. Claus matching set, \"Ho Ho Home of the Brave,\" and \"I Plead the Fifth.\" Every design is original, drawn by us in Pensacola, Florida, and printed to order on soft black blanks in unisex sizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHoodies start at $59.99, sweatshirts at $54.99, and tees at $34.99. Because each piece is made just for you, please order early for Christmas. Looking for something more faith-focused? See our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/faith-and-family-christian-apparel\"\u003eFaith and Family Christian Apparel\u003c\/a\u003e or browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-collection\"\u003eChristmas Collection\u003c\/a\u003e. 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It is a funny, conversation-starting Christmas shirt for anyone who loves their country and a good holiday joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold cream, gold and red Christmas print with a Santa hat and \"Amendment V, Christmas Edition\" tagline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, with a flattering unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand in the USA and shipped to you, available in sizes XS to 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-keep-christ-in-christmas-faith-family-tee\"\u003eKeep Christ in Christmas tee\u003c\/a\u003e for the whole Christmas lineup, or browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-collection\"\u003eChristmas Collection\u003c\/a\u003e. For another holiday statement, see the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-ho-ho-home-of-the-brave-christmas-patriot-tee\"\u003eHo Ho Home of the Brave tee\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order, so please allow extra time for delivery and order early for Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Patriot Couple Shop","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":67617716764825,"sku":"7286168_9527","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67617716797593,"sku":"7286168_4016","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67617716830361,"sku":"7286168_4017","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67617716863129,"sku":"7286168_4018","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67617716895897,"sku":"7286168_4019","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67617716928665,"sku":"7286168_4020","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67617716961433,"sku":"7286168_5295","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67617716994201,"sku":"7286168_5310","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67617717026969,"sku":"7286168_12871","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/3243\/9705\/files\/plead_the_fifth_tee_photo_1_christmas_tree_v2.jpg?v=1791255524"},{"product_id":"the-ho-ho-home-of-the-brave-christmas-patriot-tee","title":"The \"Ho Ho Home of the Brave\" Christmas Patriot Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHo ho home of the brave. 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